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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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* Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Chicken chow mein-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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NARRATOR:
 It's time for another
 "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

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 Good idea:

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[INHALES]

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 Taking a deep breath

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 before jumping
 into a swimming pool.

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 Bad idea:

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 Taking a deep breath

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 after jumping
 into a swimming pool.

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[INHALES]

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 The end.

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[***]

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[***]

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So this is The Love Boat.

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You must be Doc.

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Call me Ishmael.

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Call me Ishtar.

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Call me
irresponsible.

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Call me any time,

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but not collect,
okay, big fella?

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YAKKO:
Hi, we're stowaways.
Are you Gopher?

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No, I Queequeg.

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[ALL SNIFFING]

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Sorry to hear that. Next time,
don't eat so many prunes.

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Hey, look.

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They've got
miniature golf onboard.

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WARNERS:
Fore!

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Who dares disturb
my brooding?

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Starbuck, have you sighted
Moby Dick?

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Ach! Negative, captain.
We must quit this mad quest.

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Ye craven bilge rat.

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We'll search for Moby Dick
until-- What?

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Captain Stubing, you mind
if I steered the boat

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so we can go
water-skiing?

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What? Yes.
Go away.

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We'll search for Moby Dick
until the seas dry up

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and the fish flop around
in their underwear

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because all the water's gone.

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We'll search until--
Huh?

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[BOTH YELLING]

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What in the name
of Neptune's pantry?

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[***]

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Give me that wheel
at once!

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You're the captain.

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Whoa!

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[YELLING]

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Who are ye?

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We're the Warner brothers,
Captain Stubing.

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And the Warner sister.

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Say, would you see if there's
anything stuck in my teeth?

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You know, if you shaved
your beard,

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you'd look just like
Ernest Borgnine.

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Mark ye well
that I am Captain Ahab.

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Cursed by vengeance
to roam the seas

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until I find Moby Dick.

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You stowaways earn your keep
aboard the Pequod.

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Now find me
a white whale.

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Okay.

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YAKKO:
Look. A white whale.

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Where? Where?

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ALL:
* Monkeys always look *

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* Monkeys always look *

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Stop your tomfoolery.

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Find me that whale!

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Thar she blows!

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Where? Where?

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[PLAYING JAZZY TUNE]

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[AS LOUIS ARMSTRONG]
That's high C on the high seas.

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Yeah.

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So, what do you say,
cap?

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Let's look
for something else now.

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[NORMAL VOICE]
Yeah.

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Who cares about a white whale?

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Let's dress up like ghosts
and scare the crew.

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Don't ye understand?

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All I live for
is to catch Moby Dick

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and destroy him
for his oil,

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conquer him for his blubber,

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stomp on his big whale head
and make perfume from his brain.

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Captain, you've gotta go
on shore leave more often.

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[***]

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ALL:
* Captain Ahab
You're a dummy *

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* Killing whales
Is really crummy *

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* Get a clue
And don't be scummy *

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* Early in the morning *

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AHAB:
* No more singing
Man the harpoon *

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* Moby Dick is mine
It's high noon *

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* Spear him now
On with the cartoon *

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* Early in the morning *

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WARNERS:
* Stop your wailing
Stop your moaning *

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* Pun intended
Stop that groaning *

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* Don't kill whales
And start atoning *

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* Early in the morning *

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* Watch Star Trek IV
Or ask your teachers *

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* Whales are kind
And loving creatures *

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* They've got eyes
And facial features *

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* Killing whales is stupid *

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Get Moby Dick.
All hands stand to.

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Man the longboat!

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Or woman the short boat.
That way, everybody's covered.

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[***]

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Stroke.

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WARNERS:
You have a cute beard.

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Stroke.

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WARNERS:
You have a wonderful voice.

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Stroke.

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WARNERS:
Have you ever considered
a career in radio?

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AHAB:
Faster, me hearties.

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Row till your giblets
turn to gravy.

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You're mine,
Moby Dick!

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No, please don't kill
the whale.

145
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We wanna take him home
for a pet.

146
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We have an enormous bathtub.

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Agh!

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Back to your posts and row,
ye miserable little barnacles,

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or I'll run ye through.

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Wait, please!

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Vengeance is mine
at last.

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Begone!

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ALL [IN UNISON]:
* Oh, Captain Ahab *

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* Don't look behind you *

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Whoa-- W-w-whoa.

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So long, Moby Dick.

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[GULPS]

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Hey, Captain Ahab.

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Tell Moby all about
stomping on him,

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and making blubber cakes
and stuff out of his oil.

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[CHUCKLES]

162
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Oh, I was just funning
the youngsters about all that.

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I certainly wasn't
serious-- Aah!

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[SCREAMING]

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Say, nice leg.

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AHAB:
Get me out of here!

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So long,
Captain Ahab.

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DOT:
Enjoy your new home!

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YAKKO:
Don't play around
Moby's blowhole.

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Alas, we're alone,
adrift on the open ocean

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without food, water,
or facial moisturizer.

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That's right, kids.

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Always remember,

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a moisturized face
is a happy face.

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Isn't there a single ship
anywhere

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that will take pity
on us?

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[SOBBING]

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Any ship will do.

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SKIPPER:
Hey, little buddies.

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We shoulda been
more specific.

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[***]

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NARRATOR:
 It's time for another
 "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

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 Good idea.

184
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 Going Alpine skiing
 in the winter.

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00:08:05,868 --> 00:08:07,868
[***]

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 Bad idea.

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 Going Alpine skiing
 in the summer.

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[***]

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 The end.

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MINDY:
Buttons!

191
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Oh, Buttons!

192
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[THUD]

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[LAUGHS]

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Silly puppy.

195
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[***]

196
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,667
[***]

197
00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:11,100
[BOOMING FOOTSTEPS
APPROACHING]

198
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[GIGGLING]

199
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[ALL SCREAM]

200
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[BUBBLING]

201
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Ooh!

202
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[YAWNS, THEN MOANS]

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WOMAN:
Buttons. Mindy.

204
00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:49,634
We chugga-mugga
go hunt.

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MAN:
You, Buttons.
Ugga guard cave.

206
00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,767
Ugga guard Mindy.

207
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,534
[GROWLS]

208
00:09:55,534 --> 00:09:58,934
And no tonga tar pit.

209
00:09:58,934 --> 00:10:01,567
Okay, lady.
I love you. Bye-bye.

210
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,667
No munga "lady."

211
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,801
Mugga-munga "Mom."

212
00:10:05,801 --> 00:10:08,167
Uga munga needs therapy.

213
00:10:12,868 --> 00:10:14,367
[GIGGLING]

214
00:10:23,234 --> 00:10:25,234
[***]

215
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,267
Ooh.

216
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,567
Eggy.

217
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:41,767
[GRUNTS]

218
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,434
[GIGGLES]

219
00:10:45,534 --> 00:10:47,400
[SNORING]

220
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,334
[YELPS]

221
00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:54,267
[WHIMPERING]

222
00:10:58,734 --> 00:10:59,834
[YELPS]

223
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,667
[PANTING]

224
00:11:04,234 --> 00:11:05,934
[MINDY GIGGLING]

225
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:08,968
Eggy.

226
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,334
[BABBLES]

227
00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:12,501
Eggy. Eggy.

228
00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:15,501
Huh?

229
00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:20,868
[YELPS]

230
00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:25,667
[SCREAMS]

231
00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,968
[BUTTONS WHIMPERING]

232
00:11:30,968 --> 00:11:33,901
Hello, Mr. Men.
What you doing?

233
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,534
[MEN SPEAKING CAVEMAN LANGUAGE]

234
00:11:36,534 --> 00:11:37,701
Why?

235
00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:40,000
[MEN SPEAKING CAVEMAN LANGUAGE]

236
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,133
Why?

237
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,534
[MEN SPEAKING CAVEMAN LANGUAGE]

238
00:11:43,534 --> 00:11:45,701
Okay. I love you.
Bye-bye.

239
00:11:45,701 --> 00:11:48,200
Ooga-booga.
Nice kid.

240
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,200
[BUTTONS WHIMPERS]

241
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,067
[YELPS]

242
00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:57,567
[GROANING]

243
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,601
[***]

244
00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:15,000
[BARKING]

245
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,334
[SNIFFS]

246
00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:20,868
Stinky poo.

247
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:24,968
Ah-choo!

248
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:30,300
[HOWLING]

249
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,601
[WHIMPERING]

250
00:12:43,234 --> 00:12:45,334
Chugga-ugga wheel.

251
00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:47,167
Tonga fire.

252
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,567
BOTH:
Who knew?

253
00:12:51,801 --> 00:12:53,501
[SIGHS]

254
00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:55,033
[GASPS]

255
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,534
[MINDY GIGGLING]

256
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:06,434
Buttons silly.

257
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:08,434
[WHIMPERS]

258
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,133
[CRASH]

259
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,367
[***]

260
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:16,501
[MINDY GIGGLING]

261
00:13:25,234 --> 00:13:26,234
[GASPS]

262
00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:35,734
[GAGS]

263
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:44,367
[HOWLING]

264
00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:46,767
[PANTING]

265
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:55,667
Eggy.

266
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,067
[SQUEAKS]

267
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,067
[SNARLING]

268
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,300
Hello, what you doing?

269
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,734
[ROARS]

270
00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:05,133
Why?

271
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,067
[ROARS]

272
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,234
Why?

273
00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:10,234
[ROARS]

274
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:13,234
Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.

275
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,501
[GROWLING]

276
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:21,767
[WHIMPERS]

277
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,767
[BARKING]

278
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,834
Buttons!

279
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,734
[ROARING]

280
00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:31,734
[BARKING]

281
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,801
[SQUEAKING]

282
00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:41,567
Mama. Mama.

283
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:44,534
[SQUEAKS]

284
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:45,667
Mama.

285
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:52,100
MINDY:
Wheee!

286
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,501
[GIGGLING]

287
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
[WHIMPERING]

288
00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:10,334
[BOTH GASP]

289
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:11,667
Buttons!

290
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,267
Ugga-chugga tar pit!

291
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:16,334
WOMAN:
Buttons tonga bad dog!

292
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:17,834
[WHIMPERING]

293
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,501
Buttons.

294
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:25,567
Okay. I love you.
Bye-bye.

295
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:26,934
[WHINES HAPPILY]

296
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,033
NARRATOR:
 It's time for another
 "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

297
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,934
 Good idea.

298
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,701
 Kissing a loved one.

299
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,534
 Bad idea.

300
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,400
 Kissing a total stranger.

301
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:49,734
[GROWLS]

302
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:54,200
 The end.

303
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,300
[***]

304
00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:04,467
[***]

305
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:14,801
[SLURPING]

306
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,901
ELI:
Hey, that's my meatball!

307
00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:20,334
Not no more.

308
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,934
I own this town
and everything in it,

309
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:25,234
including this meatball.

310
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,934
Sheriff's gonna hear
about this.

311
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:31,501
What sheriff?

312
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,801
[LAUGHING]

313
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,234
That was the third sheriff
this week.

314
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,067
Dang plundering outlaw.

315
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,934
If only there was a man
in this town

316
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:45,667
man enough to stand up to him.

317
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,634
[SPURS CLACKING]

318
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,000
[GASPS]

319
00:17:04,868 --> 00:17:07,367
ELI:
You know who that is?

320
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,601
The man
with no personality.

321
00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:11,400
Some say he robbed
a bank

322
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,968
and saved a puppy
at the same time.

323
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,300
Is he for the law
or agin it?

324
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,868
Nobody knows, 'cause
he ain't got no personality.

325
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:21,734
Some say
that high-plains drifter

326
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:22,901
is a chicken.

327
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:28,367
Ma'am, you may be the fastest
spaghetti slinger in the West,

328
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,968
but you sure ain't
no judge of character.

329
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:34,067
That guy's a chicken,
I tell you. A giant chicken.

330
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,901
No man who saves
a puppy is a chicken.

331
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:39,133
[***]

332
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,400
[LEE CLEARS THROAT]

333
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,234
Stranger, we'd be much obliged
if you helped us out.

334
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:47,567
You rid this town
of that darn outlaw,

335
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,300
and we make you sheriff.

336
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,567
[***]

337
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,734
[GRUNTS]

338
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,901
BOTH:
He did it!

339
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:58,567
[BOTH CHEERING]

340
00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:00,234
[RATTLING]

341
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,701
[BLOWS LANDING]

342
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,234
[ALL GASP]

343
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,734
He's a chicken.

344
00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:18,467
I got me a fistful
of feathers.

345
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,334
Lookie here,
a few feathers more.

346
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,767
I told you that guy
was a chicken!

347
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,767
[CLUCKING]

348
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:29,434
No chicken can be sheriff
of this town.

349
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,400
And no durn chicken
could have saved a puppy.

350
00:19:34,534 --> 00:19:36,901
Run him outta town,
boys.

351
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:41,000
[CLUCKING]

352
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,701
[CLUCKS "MAIN THEME" FROM
 THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY]

353
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,501
 * You wear a disguise
 To look like human guys *

354
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:09,200
 * But you're not a man
You're a chicken, Boo *

355
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:17,767
NARRATOR:
 It's time for another
 "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

356
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,634
 Good idea.

357
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,734
 Doing your own yard work.

358
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,200
 Bad idea.

359
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,767
 Doing your own dental work.

360
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,200
 The end.

361
00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:40,434
[WHIMPERING]

362
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,133
[YELPING]

363
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,501
Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.